Every Youth Pastors Dream

Struggle with how to keep those goatee lines straight? Have a hard time getting your goatee to have that clean look? Well, have no fear and look no further:


As the ad says, "If you want to have the perfect goatee? See the GoateeSaver($20). You just chomp on this bit and then you can shave around it for perfect results every time. And you adjust three rollers's width, flawlessly conforming to your face, and also to your notion of what a real goatee looks like. Inventor by Scott Bonge. A Hannibal Lecter-looking device. A clever kit for men those want to have the goatee."

So to all my hip youth pastor buddies and ultra-cool boomer teaching pastors out there, look no further. Your prayers have been answered!

(but to BoingBoing)