Sign of the Apocalypse

I'm pretty sure this is a sign of the Apocalypse as read online at USA Today:

Maine middle school to offer the pill

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PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — After an outbreak of pregnancies among middle school girls, education officials in this city have decided to allow a school health center to make birth control pills available to girls as young as 11.

King Middle School will become the first middle school in Maine to make a full range of contraception available, including birth control pills and patches. Condoms have been available at King's health center since 2000.